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We all knew it was only a matter of time before these two divas started swinging for the fences at one another, before the makeup got smudged, lace fronts got readjusted, and the refined star “image” was reverted back to GHETTO! and it’s finally arrived.

During the North Carolina auditions for “American Idol”, Nicki and Mariah had a bit of a disagreement over a contestant’s performance, which led to a heated exchange of words between the two judges, followed by a string of expletives, and borderline lyrical assault by Ms. Minaj in words of “I told them, I’m not f—in’ putting up with her f—in’ highness over there.”

Needless to say that much of this tirade was caught on tape, but I highly doubt that anything part of the b***hfest will actually be seen, even on Fox. I’m guessing even that level of hoodtomfoolery was too much for the network to bear, but c’mon now, a little of the ratchetness would have been nice to watch, not everyone can tune into Maury all the time.

I think this may be enough for me to flip from “The Voice” (occasionally) just to witness the hot mess that’s going on between these two. I wonder where Randy and Keith were at when this all went down? Probably hiding underneath the table sucking down a Pepsi….gotta rep the sponsors somehow! lol

Well, well, well Janet (Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty) is supposedly planning on jumping the broom! Yet again. Interestingly enough, that’s not what’s surprising me, what’s socking it to me in the gut, or better yet, what’s making me screw face in bewilderment is the fact that no one’s even heard of the intended groom, Mr. Wissam al Mana. The National Inquirer (yeah, the world’s foremost trusted source of info) were apparently informed by unnamed sources of the “covert” operation, who also seem to love to blab so much, they’re claiming the wedding will be “one of the biggest, most memorable extravaganzas in recent history”. Set to take place in Doha, Qatar in 2013.

You can even see the crazy…it’s in the eyes.

Um, now excuse me for my ignorance, but I didn’t even know that Janet was even dating again, let alone dating someone long enough to get engaged? Maybe, I’m being slow as molasses, but I’m stuck on her kicking her itty bitty boo thang Jermaine Dupri to the curb. Oh well, congratulations to her and her new…whomever. Honestly, I think Janet needs to stop with the foolishness; first it was the ratchet business with her and her niece, who also needs to have a seat right next to her aunt. Heck, let’s put out a whole pew of seats for her family…And the church say amen!

Anybody besides me now think that maybe, just maybe, Michael wasn’t the crazy one after all? I tink not ser! Suddenly, the image of him shimmying his narrow behind up a tree doesn’t seem that bad now does it? Not to speak ill of the dead, but Michael had his quirks, but he had his crazy mofo meter arunnin, and it was always pointed on his family. To top it off, his poor mother is in the middle of all that hot mess without even a fly swatter, or a flip-flop to defend her against her kids trifling a**es. Pray for momma Kat, no really add her to your prayer circle tonight.

Sigh…what’s this world coming to.

Every one has seen it, laugh at it with a spectator’s eye, or have even participated in one or two…The infamous Internet battle of words…

It’s the season of the Internet thug my children. Where weaves are up for virtual grabs, kitchens, clothes, and baby daddies are being talked about, and offered up like a sacrificial lamb. THIS STUFF IS HILARIOUS! Although, as with any battle, there are rules of conduct that one must abide by to maintain one’s higher level of attack…never give up your position!

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