Well, well, well Janet (Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty) is supposedly planning on jumping the broom! Yet again. Interestingly enough, that’s not what’s surprising me, what’s socking it to me in the gut, or better yet, what’s making me screw face in bewilderment is the fact that no one’s even heard of the intended groom, Mr. Wissam al Mana. The National Inquirer (yeah, the world’s foremost trusted source of info) were apparently informed by unnamed sources of the “covert” operation, who also seem to love to blab so much, they’re claiming the wedding will be “one of the biggest, most memorable extravaganzas in recent history”. Set to take place in Doha, Qatar in 2013.

You can even see the crazy…it’s in the eyes.

Um, now excuse me for my ignorance, but I didn’t even know that Janet was even dating again, let alone dating someone long enough to get engaged? Maybe, I’m being slow as molasses, but I’m stuck on her kicking her itty bitty boo thang Jermaine Dupri to the curb. Oh well, congratulations to her and her new…whomever. Honestly, I think Janet needs to stop with the foolishness; first it was the ratchet business with her and her niece, who also needs to have a seat right next to her aunt. Heck, let’s put out a whole pew of seats for her family…And the church say amen!

Anybody besides me now think that maybe, just maybe, Michael wasn’t the crazy one after all? I tink not ser! Suddenly, the image of him shimmying his narrow behind up a tree doesn’t seem that bad now does it? Not to speak ill of the dead, but Michael had his quirks, but he had his crazy mofo meter arunnin, and it was always pointed on his family. To top it off, his poor mother is in the middle of all that hot mess without even a fly swatter, or a flip-flop to defend her against her kids trifling a**es. Pray for momma Kat, no really add her to your prayer circle tonight.

Sigh…what’s this world coming to.