Every one has seen it, laugh at it with a spectator’s eye, or have even participated in one or two…The infamous Internet battle of words…

It’s the season of the Internet thug my children. Where weaves are up for virtual grabs, kitchens, clothes, and baby daddies are being talked about, and offered up like a sacrificial lamb. THIS STUFF IS HILARIOUS! Although, as with any battle, there are rules of conduct that one must abide by to maintain one’s higher level of attack…never give up your position!

1. Don’t bring up the opponents kids, pets, or momma in the fray (that’s a big no no)

2. One must never, never, NEVER wish death on the other, or bring up the mere mention of wanting that person to expire (you can lose instant points, and give up optimal siege points if you do)

3. DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT call for reinforcements, you look weak in the enemy’s eyes, and run the risk of your ally being shot up, and bombed over your foolishness and frippery.

4. If you choose to pull the hair i.e. (weave or lace front) card, you betta, (I stress) BETTA have your profile picture of yourself look on point, or any subsequent pictures that may be used against you tucked away for safe keeping. Never let the enemy breach your defenses.

5. Have a plethora of comebacks at the ready. *ammo must be on deck at all times when engaging the enemy. ****Oh, and they must be fully loaded…meaning, no corny cracks. Must maintain position.

6. Background in the aforementioned pictures, must be in tip-top shape and bristle fashion, failure to do so will comprise your forces, and leave your flanks open to sneak attacks.

7. Gauge attacks carefully. One should not be foolhardy, or anxious– conserve, conserve, conserve. If you feel that the attack it dying down, LEAVE IT BE!!! Don’t go screaming out onto a deserted battlefield and get blown up like Matthew Broderick in “Glory”. Timing is everything!

8. Keep the enemy numbers down to a minimum, if you can, try to nullify their numbers in keeping your attention centered on ONE (maybe two). Any more can confuse, and befuddle your next move.

9. Trust NO ONE. Do not go looking for an audience within the scrimmage, because their loyalties are not guaranteed, and cannot be considered a safe alliance. Stand alone or be alone.

10. I cannot say this enough…IT’S THE INTERNET PEOPLE!!!! IT’S NOT THAT SERIOUS!

However, if you’re going to get yourself into a tit for tat, make your aim for winning the war, not the battle! Oh and come find me, because I love me an e-fight! On that note…

LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!

Here’s a sample of what I’m taking about via Facebook

  • Beautiiful Camille Berry He proly wouldn’t hug tht scut bucket bitch either cunt!!!! Taking abt my fine ass husband like tht!!!!! LOLBVVVVVSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
    about an hour ago · Like · 1
  • Jac’que Line D. Smith OMG, Beautifil? NOT! hunni you got a NASTY mouth,, ewww!
    about an hour ago · Edited · Unlike · 6
  • Shaleith Smith LOL AT JAC’QUE! U BE KILLING FOLKS ON HERE
    about an hour ago via mobile · Like · 1
  • Sdot Little Dang you get this tight over what a stranger said about another stranger? Girl please contact your nearest Anger Management location and make an appointment.
    about an hour ago · Like · 3
  • Takelia L. Watson KIM K. AND I HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON: I DON’T WANT TO BE A CRAZY CAT LADY EITHER!Sahara Isha Ross: I got 4 f**kin cats. I luv those lil muthaf**kas
  • Takelia L. Watson I love that one!
  • Shaleith Smith I love it when folks try to get a stranger together over what they said to another stranger…..chile please (in my OchoCinco voice)
    about an hour ago via mobile · Like · 1
  • Tenee Warfield Dee lmao…all I’m going to say is…le sigh oh and check your blood pressure.
    about an hour ago · Like · 1
  • Beautiiful Camille Berry OMG!!!! jac IM GROWN AND I SEE YOU ARE TOO VERY MUCH SO, SO MIND URS GRANNY.. ALRIGHT!!!! AND IMA STRANGER TOO HUNNI I KNOW UR MOM TAUGHT YOU NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS BOO I KNOW I WAS SO I’M BREAKING MY RULE JUST THIS ONE TIME FOR YOU CUNTS WHO ALL ON MY COMMENT!!! PEACE LOVE AND MUCH NEEDED HAIR GREESE TO BOTH YOU BITCHES… #GETOUTYAFEELINGSLOVES :-*
    about an hour ago · Like · 1
  • Shaleith Smith Who is “both you bitches”? As in me? if you were referring to me I need you to proofread first….good day
    58 minutes ago via mobile · Like
  • Beautiiful Camille Berry HEY YOU!!! YEAH YOU!!!! ALL IM GOING TO SAY IS CHECK YA KITCHEN 😉
    58 minutes ago · Like
  • Shaleith Smith So I’m need to check my kitchen but you can’t see my pic? I’ll gladly post it & I promise you my kitchen is fine…wolverine
    56 minutes ago via mobile · Like
  • Shaleith Smith I suggest u tighten up your sloppy body & your clearance rack weave while you’re seeking attention on a blog…you’re not beautiful and apparently NOT wrapped too tight either. Fix ya weave it looks plain tacky
    54 minutes ago via mobile · Like · 1
  • Jac’que Line D. Smith @ Ms. Berry if you are grown then you SHOULD know better. and STOP yelling at me!
    53 minutes ago · Like · 2
  • Beautiiful Camille BerryOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT UR PICS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHECK BACK AFTER 300lbs SOME KINDA BEAUTY SALON VISIT AND A WELL NEEDED AND DESERVED FACE LIFT!!!! HOW DARE YOU POST RACHET ASS PICS LIKE THT BABY DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR KIDS ARE CUTE THO MOMMA!!!!
    51 minutes ago · Like
  • Beautiiful Camille Berry IM DONE FAT ASS HAVE A BLESSED DAY :-*
    50 minutes ago · Like
  • Beautiiful Camille Berry AWWW ONE MORE THING CHECK MY RECORD AND PICS MY HAIR ALWAYS LAID MOMMA TAKE SOME NOTES!!!!! HOLLA!!
    49 minutes ago · Like
  • Jac’que Line D. Smith AND you are TOO damn “grown” to have “baby hair” slicked down your face. The sad thing is you ARE beautiful but you PROVE that beauty is only SKIN deep. Granny? Is that ALL you got, I get called “granny” when a B*TCH like you cant say nothing else. smh
    49 minutes ago · Like
  • Ayanna Norris-Towne This is silly and childish. Everyday it’s drama on here. This is why black women are losing in everything. So glad I’m not ghetto because this is truly sad….you are some immature ass heathens I swear!!!
    48 minutes ago via mobile · Like
  • Shaleith Smith RUN EVERYBODY! (POINTS AT WANNA BE “BEAUTIFUL”) IT’S GODZILLA AND IT EATS MAXI PADS! *SCREAMS* RUNNNNNNNN!
    47 minutes ago · Like
  • Shaleith Smith That bitch is mad….and so are my eyes for looking at that rat fur on top of her head ewwwww
    46 minutes ago · Like
  • Beautiiful Camille Berry AWWWWWWW YALL LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU HOES TOO!!! KEEP TALKIN I LOVE IT!!!!!!! THANKS!!!!!!!!!
    45 minutes ago · Like
  • Beautiiful Camille BerryMUAHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!! I LOVE MY PUBLIC!!!!!! #ONTOTHENEXTTOPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    44 minutes ago · Like
  • Vanessa McGlothen *reading*LOL. *lighting a candle to see clearly, cause there’s so much shade in here today!*
    44 minutes ago · Like · 1
  • Shaleith Smith Hoes get hella sporty behind their prepaid virgin mobile phone lol and you can’t call anyone a fat ass when you looking like free willy….oompa loompa looking hoe
    43 minutes ago · Like
  • April WineDiva Richmond Wait…what? Who goes off on a FB post like this? SMH. This post just turned into a low budget VH1 reality show!
    43 minutes ago via mobile · Like
  • Shaleith Smith Like I told the last tore up looking bitch on here…if you hoes get on a blog looking for attention kill yourself because bitch I don’t turn heads, I break necks silly hoe…never had a problem getting attention in REAL LIFE so I leave the desperation to tired hoes like you….now go finish eating and shopping at the swap meet hoe
    41 minutes ago · Like
  • Shaleith Smith OH AND THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT ON MY KIDS WILDEBEEST…THEY LOOK JUST LIKE ME STUPID BITCH AND I’M 190 NOT 300 POUNDS U SILLY ILLITERATE NON FACTOR ASS BITCH…LAY OFF THE TRACK GLUE IT’S EATING YOUR BRAIN CELLS STUPID HOE
    37 minutes ago · Like
  • Darling’s Page smh well any ways. MN you used no mary j wig jokes this week boo hoo! those were hilarious.
    30 minutes ago · Like

    Oh no! *ish just got real.

As always, hilarious! Goodnight folks.